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A delightful Korean dish full of savory vegetables and other mouth-watering goodies.
The bipinbop at the Korean buffet at the Venetian in Las Vegas is to die for.
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These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
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A person from Pakistan or India.
Corkle told his pal Joe Dawg that the dark skinned grocer at the market on 4th street stunk. Joe Dawg told Corkle that the dark skinned grocer was probably a sand negro.
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A bozo is one who writes definitions for urban dictionary.
I am not a bozo for writing this definition, I am trying to prove a point.
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A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.
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