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Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018

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I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

45πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Amanda Robert Cooper

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 7, 2017


Cocksucking ass bandit

Donald Trump

A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pussy squeak

When a vagina squeaks during intercourse.

Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 12, 2017

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