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The women's UFC Featherweight Champion of the world!
Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.
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Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.
Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"
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1: A person who stinks 2: A difficult task 3: a putrid smelling fart
Jennifer cut a very bad smelling pussy fart as I had intercourse with her. I now call Jennifer the little stinker.
A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.
That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.
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The funnest word in the world to say!
It is so fun to say beegeezums!
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A nasty, dirty fighter who fights as a bantam weight in the UFC, better known as Ricky Ramos.
Ricky Ramos is a great fighter as evidenced by his 12 & 2 record and success in the UFC. Ramos is often called Dirty Ramos because of his dirty, cheating fight style. He also by superstition, does not wash his buttocks or genitals for months leading up to his fights. His dirty tactics such as biting, eye gouging, and illegal elbow strikes combined with bad smells permeating from his body make Ramos a very unpopular combatant.
Ronda Jean Rousey is an American mixed martial artist, judoka, and actress. Ronda was the 1st female UFC champion and held the belt until Holly Holm KOd her with a thunderous head kick.
Ronda Rousey has a fine body and awesome tits!
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