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A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.
French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.
That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.
An extremely self absorbed individual with a ridiculous hairdoo who became president of these United States because these United States voters are morons.
I told my wife that President Trump was a cocksucker and she said I did not know The Donald was President . Apparently my wife is quite naive. Donald Trump once fired Ian Zeiring.
A delightful Korean dish full of savory vegetables and other mouth-watering goodies.
The bipinbop at the Korean buffet at the Venetian in Las Vegas is to die for.
Sandra Bullock's nick name for her ass.
Sandra Bullock has a nice shapely, round, attractive ass. When President Trump tried to bite it, Sandra said, "get the fuck off Sandra Buttocks" !!!!!!!!!!!! Trump was so humiliated that he suffered from shrinkage and to this day cannot achieve an erection.
How Queen Elizabeth pronounces the word "fucking".
The Queen of England was quite upset with her son Charlie and exclaimed, " fuckington Charles, you are such a whoremonger! You can't keep your penis in your pants for even one fuckington day!