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That's when a chick farts on your chin when you are licking her pussy.
Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."
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The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".
In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!
Mitch was playing poker with Donald Cowboy Cerrone, Archer, Crummy Dummy, and some other fellows. Mitch got a fullhouse and beat Archer's straight. On that winning hand, Mitchell won over eleven dollars and declared, "I won with a fullboy"!
This is the kid who demotes his #1 DAD to just DAD because he brings home the wrong pizza.
That spoiled 'lil Anthony is one unsympathetic little brat. The little fuck demotes his poor hard working #1 DAD because Dad fails to bring home a 'little Ceasers pie. Got to admit though, that is one fuckin hilarious commercial.
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A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.
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French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
Jim Lambert, a retired professional clapper.
Jim Lambert clapped for bands such as Aerosmith and Van Halen back in the late 1970s-2002. Lambert had to retire due to arthritis in both hands. Lambert is best known for his studio work in the song "SICK AS A DOG" by Aerosmith. Lambert's stage name was Happy Clappy and Lambert also went by the moniker Clapster at times. Lambert and Steven Tyler are known for their hard partying back in the day.
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