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Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
How Queen Elizabeth pronounces the word "fucking".
The Queen of England was quite upset with her son Charlie and exclaimed, " fuckington Charles, you are such a whoremonger! You can't keep your penis in your pants for even one fuckington day!
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My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.
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the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
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the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
Sandra Bullock's nick name for her ass.
Sandra Bullock has a nice shapely, round, attractive ass. When President Trump tried to bite it, Sandra said, "get the fuck off Sandra Buttocks" !!!!!!!!!!!! Trump was so humiliated that he suffered from shrinkage and to this day cannot achieve an erection.