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This is how a lowrider pronounces the word "shit".
When I asked Aurelio if he wanted to split a 12 pack with me he said, "sheeeeeyit S A, that micro brew you have there sucks, dont you have any Pabst Blue Ribbon."
The funnest word in the world to say!
It is so fun to say beegeezums!
Acronym for the greatest MMA combatant of all-time. The one, the only, the baddest, the humble one, the numero uno,none other than Georges Saint Pierre!
GSP submitted Miguel Bisping to become the undisputed middle weight champion of Tijuana on November4 2017. GSP accomplished the feat after being away from the sport for four years. This makes GSP the best MMA fighter in the history of the young sport. Currently ouranked by NFL football, MMA will one day be the most popular sport in the world says little Tommy Brady, QB for New Iceland!!!
This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.
Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.
Neil Magny is a pro fighter. Magny fights in the WW division of the UFC.
Neil MAGNY destroyed Robbie Lawler in a UFC fight recently. MAGNY hit Lawler in the jaw with his penis and scored a first round knock out, becoming the 1st fighter in UFC history to score a KO via a penis strike!
A long skinny ass fighter who smoked Lawler.
Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.
A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.
To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.