On an elevated platform, get your buddy naked and in a kowtow position.
Next, you make sure his asshole's nice and lubricated before you open up a beer (preferably chilled) and pour it into his/her ass.
Lastly, you tell him/her to spin around, spraying that anal-beer across the room like a damn fine Austrian Carousel.
Hey Bob, wanna do an Austrian Carousel on that table over there?
Hell yeah, pass me a cold one!
I hope your ass is ready.