ting ting

A penis.

The suspect was caught tugging on his ting ting outside the ladies room at T.G.I Fridays. No charges have been filed.

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hibble bibble

A synonym for whoo-dee-doo. To be uttered when the person could not care less about a situation.

Aid: Mr. President, an asteroid is going to crash into Guam!
President: Well hibble bibble! We didn't need it anyway!

Snubblewub

Synonym for "love", a word that is so overused today that a replacement was needed. This is that replacement.

I snubblewub Jennifer. She's the best woman I ever met.

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Princess: "Oh Sir Gawain, please do be careful!"

Sir Gawain: "Fear naught, my snubblewub! I shall slay the evil wizard!"