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One of your boys; someone who commonly uses the word "chill" or "bro" in place of other adjectives, especially when referring to artists such as DMB, Jack Johnson, or Dispatch. Has a soft spot for Gamecubes, often finding the offer to play Super Smash Brothers with his bros irresistible.

Bros enjoy cheap domestic beer, most notably Natural Lite/Ice ("Financial Lite"), Keystone, Busch, or Genny Cream Ale. Bros are often smokers, although most find cigarettes disgusting.

Bros can be identified (brodentified) by their sandals, witty or vintage tee shirts, and American Eagle jeans. Although traditional bro wear includes American Eagle polo shirts (with popped collars) and frayed visors or baseball hats/caps, this clothing has been reduced to mostly ceremonial wear for broing out with new potential bros (brocruitment). Zip-up hoodies are common for bros in colder climate conditions.

Me and my bro were chillin' out listening to some Dave, but we had to put in some brovertime when my bro showed up with a bro-bowl. We chilled out and listened more Dave before playing Smash Bros.

by Donald J. Walters September 22, 2008

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