Sunbird Stalker

The infamous ‘Predatory Stalker’ that explicitly targeted the Durham Region during the 1960’s. Although these attacks were generally isolated in the Durham Region, there have been reports of similar incidents across Ontario, spanning as far west as Windsor and as far east as Kingston. The Sunbird Stalker was eventually caught in the Limestone City where he was sent to the Kingston Penitentiary.

The Sunbird Stalker’s true alias is unknown to the public, as authorities silenced this particular case almost immediately after his capture. To this date stories of his existence are told as ghost stories and around campfires by youth in the region.

*One foggy Halloween night, two boys are Trick-or-Treating on old Sunbird Street *

Youcef: Dude lets not go to this one… this is the house where the Sunbird Stalker lived!
Cory: Relax man… there hasn’t been a murder here in years.
Youcef: Do you know who lives in this place now?
Cory: Rumour has it the Singh's do.

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Chud

1. An individual who exhibits excessive characteristics of douchery. Basically the bro you see at the bar wearing a Rugby shirt, anything Ed Hardy or alternatively a pink polo with a collar of the popped variety.

2. A combination of all the delicious bodily fluids found in a homosapien, (blood, saliva, sperm, urine, feces, vaginal liquid).
-Note: So basically a bro

The term ‘Chud’ is a HIGHLY offensive insult, and one should carefully consider if the intended recipient is truly worthy of being deemed as such.

*Husstopher (a normal lad) is patiently waiting at the bar to garner the attention of the local barkeep where he overhears two Chuds talking*

Geoff: Yo BRO, I was at the Alanis Morissette concert last night and it was TOTALLY RIDONCULUS!
Bryan: Off the hook bro..That’s awesome! What was the broccasion?
Geoff: No broccasion bro. Oh SHIT! Your collar rolled down bro, re-pop that shit and let’s get some more Jagerbombs!

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pisshead

An individual who willingly dies his hair blonde. (thus giving the illusion that his head has been pissed on)

*Paradis enters the room, revealing his new hip hair-doo*

Paradis: Hey guys!!
Desh: Sup pisshead

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Dickholder

A derogatory term used to describe homosexual males who as the name suggests, enjoy holding dick.

*Roy walks down to the dock*

Roy: What’s up, Dickholders?
Youcef & Singh: Heya Roy!

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Gutty

When one not only performs, but excels under immeasurable amounts of pressure.
Note: Usually used to describe a great play in sports.

*While watching a Philadelphia Flyers game*

Desh: HOLY SHIT!! Did you see what he just did?
Bryan: Yep, Mike Richards is gutty as hell.

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