come up off of

verb phrase- to give up a item, often personal in nature.

imperative: Come up off of that gold chain around your neck NOW!

I had to come up off of my wallet or I would have been fucked up by those guys!

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You're kidding my ass cheeks

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

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Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible

Just finished bibling, man that shit was good