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Thereâs weird, thereâs fuckinâ weirdâ¦and then thereâs Homeschooled Weird.
Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldnât even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!
Person 2: Yesâ¦they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weirdâ¦
A scrotum.
When asked by a physician why his scrotum was swollen, the old man said: âYou mean- the bag?â
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A vagina that gets instantly moist in the presence of a dick.
Damn! I've got to change my panties again already! Must be Pavlov's Pussy...
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Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.
Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jayâs terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasnât been seen since.
When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'
The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!
The Klingon Home World
The Klingon Home World is not a myth- it is actually Glasgow, Scotland. Go to the Buchanan Street bus station on a Friday night after 10 pm. If you know, you know.
The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.
Sharonâs morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.