meatgician

A dirty hoe that can make that meat(dick) disappear.

Ron: I was with Angie the other night , and she showed me her meatgician act.

Allen: whatever do you mean?

Ron: she put my meat in her mouth, and POOF!!! Gone

koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.

Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru