Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.

Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".