Coffee

Dirty bean water, addictive drug, stimulant

Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”

Tristan

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

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