Boris

A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot

Shall we get some Boris? I’m sober as a judge!

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Fakehead

A person who does not fit-in or meet the standing expectations of a group of friends. A Fakehead will unnaturally attempt to adapt their character to suit others.

Fake Meaning false or imitate
Head Meaning Heads or person

You're a complete Fakehead if you can't finish that drink!

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Boxing

Where a person or persons normally outdoors, attempt to slam an empty cardboard box over the head of an unknowing pedestrian, then successfully running away.

Do you fancy doin' some boxing tonight?

Scared Man: That looks nothing like a dragon?!!
Boxers: he's seen us...'BOX' 'IM NOW!

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