life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident

"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out

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borgasim

Feeling of sexual pleasure expierenced by a fan or patron of "Star Trek" when a woman and/or man removes their clothes or when the Vulcan death grip is used upon themselves in a non appropriate manner

Treki 1- "Oh my gosh that alien chick is taking of her clothes! This is amazing!"

Treki 2- "im having such a borgasim! lets make out!"

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ass-hat

1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47

"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"

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male dominance

1) The correct way in which a man should treat a woman

2) The discription of one man's genitailia being superior to another's in width and length

Because Larry had so much male dominace over Bill, Bill's wife left bill and thor to run away with Larry.

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yuppie

Young "upper class" profesional, profesional what you say? Professional obnoxious moron who knows how to destroy anything that isn't rich, white, and republican.

Some yuppie bitch moved into our nieborhood and now we can't hunt people anymore.

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donkeythunder

1)One who is a smart ass to the point it physically hurts
2)god

"If you im DonkeyThunder on instant messenger, he will laugh at you, convince you that communism and suicide only sound like bad ideas, and then block you from his buddy list."

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communism

A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.

Cuba, North Korea, China kinda

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