Varney

Someone who is slow moving and lazy as fuck. A two legged tortoise.

That dude is such a Varney. He slacks off at work and expect to get paid more for his laziness.

Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome