Finding Nemo

Fill up your tub, throw your clownfish in there, strap goggles on your girl, then smash her head in the water and bang her in the ass until she catches the fish.

Last night I found Nemo'd my girl!

You better watch it babe or you'll be finding Nemo!

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Roger Rabbit

Stuff a carrot in your girls mouth, then grab her by the ears and bang her in the ass.

U ever Roger Rabbited ur girl?

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