Bushinheimer

A person who shows a complete lack of patience and wisdom;A person who jumps headlong without thinking into very consequential situations;An idiot

Hey Bushinheimer you forgot your breifcase and notes.

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Texas stupid

A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.

Jerry likes Donald Trump and roots for the Cowboys, he's as Texas stupid as they come.

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Beerdini

A friend that seems to make beers disappear usually when others are to drunk to notice or are outright asleep.

Robert, the Great Beerdini, must have performed his magic last night and made the beer disappear when everyone passed out.

Obamatrauma

The dire condition of putting too much faith in a president only to have your hopes and dreams dashed to pieces by the extreme let down.

I need to see a shrink,I am suffering from  a severe case of Obamatrauma.

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static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

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clunkweed

A loser with the special quality of no ambition.A lazy lowlife.

Dan does nothing all day and expects everyone to pay his way,man what a clunkweed.

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drown some brown

Take a crap.

I'll be right back I am going to drown some brown.

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