Homosiblinking

Gay brothers or twins who only make love to each other

“What’s that awful noise? “
“Oh it’s Matt and Luke homosiblinking again”

Ghetto hearse

A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

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Ghetto bunting

Blue and white crime tape

Bro is it a royal wedding today look at all the ghetto bunting!
Nah guy Lashawn got stabbed down there

Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

Jeremy Corbyn

A man who likes buttered crumpets

Hi there do you have any crumpets left today?
Oh fuck me Jeremy Corbyn is back!

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