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A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin
What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell
What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.
Well weâve run out of everything else now âTuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up
Gay brothers or twins who only make love to each other
âWhatâs that awful noise? â
âOh itâs Matt and Luke homosiblinking againâ
A man who likes buttered crumpets
Hi there do you have any crumpets left today?
Oh fuck me Jeremy Corbyn is back!
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A Stockholm Stink Trap is when one farts inside an IKEA store display fridge and closes the door waiting for an unsuspecting customer to open it later
Dude look I just laid a Stockholm Stink Trap and that old lady is about to fall into it
Bro is it a royal wedding today look at all the ghetto bunting!
Nah guy Lashawn got stabbed down there
The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers donât want anymore
Nurse,where is the gender blender?
Itâs round behind the dumpster
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