Manzel

Pronounced "Man-zel", this young unsuspecting male is relentlessly hunted by older cougars. Interestingly enough, unlike elusive prey in the wild, the MANZEL is decidedly easy to trap and slaughter.

Hot Older Woman #1: "Look at that innocent young man drinking with his buddies. I'm going hunting for some manzel meat." <licks her lips>

(simultaneously)

Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"

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