Fart Fetishism

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.

Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.

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