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1.A game were you someone asks you truth or dare, if you answer truth, then you absolutely have to tell the truth on whatever they ask. If you choose dare, you have to do what they dared you to.
The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
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Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
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1.When your on the internet talking with some hot bitch sometimes she'll be all =^_^= And I'm like. I jus wanna shove my dick in you bitch!
2.If a guy makes this symbol sometimes it means he's wanking off secretly.
1."So what you wearin girl?"
"=^_^="
"Bitch shut yo skank ass up!"
2."Hey brotha!"
"=^_^="
"Oh you be on some other shit!"
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1.Crazy bitches that practicly go insane when there favourite idol walks in their presence. Usually involves a lawsuit, suffocation of idol, or idol ripped to shreds by fighting fangirls.
2.Another word for hump.
1.Orlanda Broom: Hey.
Fangirl 1:OMFG ITS FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM OMFG,IM YOUR FUCKING BIGGEST FAN EVER!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND LIKE I WANT YOUR BABIES CAN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST PLEASE TIT FUCK MY ORLANDO WILL YOU SMOKE POT WITH ME COME ON OMG YOU LIKE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT YOU ARE LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK ALREADY *Tears off shirt*
Orlando:GET OFF ME!!!
Fangirl 2:FUCKING BITCH I'M HIS BIGGEST FUCKING FAN SO GET YOUR SKANKY HANDS OFF HIS COCK!
*Fan girl 1 pulls out gun*:Your fucking dead bitch!
*Shoots up the other fangirls, accidently killing Orlando in the process*
FanGirl1: Oh shit! What the fuck have I done???NOOOOO.... *smirk*
*humps dead body*
2.I'm gonna fangirl your mom!
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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
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1. A horrible movie that is doomed to just spiral out of the box office and doom a movie to hell. See: Catwoman Cursed and The Village
2. An alternate country band.
3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.
4. When a train wrecks...
1."Anyone here seen Catwoman?"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"
2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"
3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"
4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"
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They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.
1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.
2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!
3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.
1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*
2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!
3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"
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