Guile

The only REAL American out there. Those flags on his arms are not tattoos, they're Birthmarks. He breeds Bald Eagles in his plateau of hair, and his guns are not just muscles, they're actual guns. He rides through wastelands on a Bison he raised on Budweiser and the flesh of terrorists.

"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"AMERICA!!"
-Last words before a large Sonic Boom erupted from Guile's Mighty Forearms in Pakistan

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