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Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.
Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?
Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!
Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor
Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.
An effeminate male who overcompensates by exerting their masculinity
Me: âwhatâs up with Kevin? Heâs been so possessive over his girlfriend latelyâ âhe had access to her phone and blocked me on all her socialsâ
George: âdonât take it too seriously, itâs just the Andrew Tit in himâ
A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: âI think that girl is really into me
Person 2: âshe hasnât texted you back in 5 days, donât let her lead you on like that!â
Person 1: âIâm not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dickâ
A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: âI think that girl is really into me
Person 2: âshe hasnât texted you back in 5 days, donât let her lead you on like that!â
Person 1: âIâm not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dickâ