Steam Wand

A phalic wand that is used by baristas to steam milk. Stroking it sensually will leave it clean for the next use. The combination of rubbing it vigorously and turning it on will cause milk to ejaculate from the nozzle, leaving a hot, creamy mess.

Barista 1: Hey, did you clean the steam wand?
Barista 2: Yeah, I rubbed it clean

Teresa

A hobbit

"That chick was such a Teresa"

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Korinne

Girl with a goth booty. She is usually Japanese with a hint of Slav. Acts Jewish but isn’t. She WILL eat all your fucking carrots.

She can turn anything into a sexual joke.

Hey Korinne! Did you hear about that building that burned down!?

Korinne: yeah, I found it pretty hot

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Marcus

A boy who looks Jewish but isn’t

Person: Hey Marcus what’s up?
Marcus: Oh I’m just organizing my secular bar mitzfah

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