Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...

Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water

Merlin

Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.

Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick

Gwen : ugh!!!

Boots

Dora's pet ape

nvm my bad Monkey

Dora: bath time

Boots: ew no byeeee