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Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
Possibly the worst sports franchise besides FIFA to ever exist in this modern world of technology. When you think of possibly all the flaws, bugs, glitches, and absolute horsecock that is entertained in this game, it's surprising how all of us who played the game have no received some sort of therapy, or financial restitution. Imagine not being able to pass the ball as a professional basketball player? Imagine not being able to score in the paint over someone who is 5'10 even though you are 7'0 because "you don't have all the badges". The lack of commitment as well as the lack of care from the staff over there at 2k showcases how much they give a fuck about the game. Only good that ever came out of 2k was the youtubers such as Chris Smoove, Flight Reacts, and many others. The best way to conclude my anger is by saying the most quotable thing ever 2k player has said in their lifetime at least once. FUCK RONNIE!
John: Hey bro you tryna run some NBA 2k rn?
Eric: Yeah sure dude, I can't wait to miss wide open threes with stephen curry!