the Jordan

The Jordan is a horrible STD caused when you sleep with a girl named Jordan, but not any Jordan, no this Jordan is the worst of them all. Known for cheating on you with your friends, and being an all around whore.

The Jordan manifests itself in men who have come into contact with the main carrier, Jordan herself. You know you have 'The Jordan' when you experience very severe twitching and swelling in the groin area.

Ladies aren't safe either, even being in the presence of Jordan will give you the disease instantly.

This STD is worse than AIDS.

Oh dude, you totally have the Jordan.

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