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A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while youâre pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know heâs straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
My leftovers experiences the hot pocket effect
When someone goes to shake your hand and you piss your pants to display your disrespect.
Brotato chip: woah whatâs up the official real prophet Muhammad! Wanna shake hands real quick before soccer practice starts?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
When you canât have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you canât have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man Iâm not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE IâVE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end�
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
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The best piece of art Iâve ever witnessed in my stupid ass life, like seriously one time I was at my 3rds cousinâs birthday party with some oriental background actresses along with one funeral clown and this frat dude (party boy from college) who was butt vapping some WD-40 at the time pulls out his Mac book pro and starts blasting the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 and immediately the space time continuum breaks and the one true god (ginger from WWE.com) speaks to me in a disappointing mother like tone and says âsay it donât spray itâ then the bruh sound effect comes booming from the distance like operation rolling thunder and I wake up in the middle of my annual lobotomy visit. My point is this stuff is more metal that bismith
Doug:âDude did you hear about how my grandma got boned to death in the hospital, feelsbadmanâ
Ramadan Steve : donât even wack attack about that broshavik, Iâll just play the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 to 1st coming her back from the dead, itâs probably the best piece of art Iâve ever witnessed, itâs radical my bruhâ *plays chicken run original soundtrack*
Doug: h*ck yeah dude you just saved my grandma from being boned by the grim reaper to death just like ginger from WWE.com boned the space time continuum, that sure is swellâ
Ramadan Steve: âyeah whatever âMohamedââ
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A red-neck term for an erection that is currently tucked into your waistband
Boahy: shucks paw I made it to my fird annual chaw chewin contest then I got myself a Tucker and lost to some poot hollering chaw gleckin som bitch
Paw: Iâll never be proud of you boahy
When you go up to the McDonaldâs bathroom and get a dispensable handjob and/or blowjob from a person with less than or equal to 16 teeth in their skull
Hope: I was feelin mcfrisky yesterday so I went to McDonaldâs and got myself a Mcquicke for the road
Toothless sally: thweet!