Vanarchy

Any make of van or minivan sporting specifically a black spraypaint paintjob, a jolly roger on the hood and large red anarchy signs on the driver and front passenger doors.

My plymouth voyager is the epitome of Vanarchy.

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unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

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Dascooism

A religion pioneered by a young man in Wilmington Delaware, following the simple philosophy of: If there is a God, das' coo'. If there isn't a god, das'coo' too.

Ivan doesn't care enough about religion to have a real opinion, so he calls himself a Dascooist.

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Greedy Leprechaun

When someone is not only one bad thing, he is two.

Damn, he's a Leprechaun AND he's greedy! That is FUCKED up!
See also: He is fat AND handicapped! What a greedy leprechaun!

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the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

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invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

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Defecatus Academus

Latin for taking a dump in school.

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.

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