Gosmoplander

The mythical creature made up of a cat but with a goose's head and neck as its tail. The two ends are constantly at odds.

The Gosmoplander's life consists of endless aggravation between its two halves.

things filled with beans that shouldn't be

The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.

Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.