Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

Disashitappear

When you disappear to get shit done

I need to disashitappear for a while to get shit done

Shiatus

Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.

I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'

Shiatus

Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.

I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'