Capsolutely

Capsolutely (adjective): A blend of "cap" and "absolutely," used to emphasize complete dishonesty or exaggeration, often in response to an unbelievable or false claim.

"That story you're telling is capsolutely false—there's no truth to it!"

Goofy Noise

referred to as non essential dialogue spoken with no pure intention; without substance

Because John Doe appeared to be conditioned by past programming factors his social interactions consist of him transmuting Goofy Noise due to his lack of empowering energy.