iPad

A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)

Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad

Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*