Dorgo

Typically the alpha male in a group of mates, a dorgo is a fine specimen of the male species who is constantly mating with all the females in his area. If u are lucky enough too know a dorgo you will find he likes lucosade sport salty, GAA, rugby and mating. He look like george Clooney and is the size of a diabetic rhinoceros.

To summarise a dorgo is an alpha male who is not to be messed with

I shat myself because dorgo looked at me

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Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.

Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?

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