Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.

"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."

Boomer

A person who fails to understand tech and then blames it on everything

My grandpa is a boomer