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Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bobâs envelope was a dollar short.
Noun: A guy who leaves a dollar per person on the table, no matter the amount of the bill.
After providing three hours of exceptional service, Shep was horrified to learn that Jack the Tipper was the host of that nightâs party of twelve.
Noun. A particularly disgusting recipe.
Shep clogged the toilet after eating snacks made from his brotherâs new grossipe.
The result of someone blowing snot all over a burger, whether by accident or on purpose.
Shepâs allergies hit him while he was grilling out, so he wound up serving juicy delicious hamboogers to everyone at the picnic.
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A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.
Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?
A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.
Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didnât count on the inevitable postgame maâam jam.
Noun: A blockage created by a âcareful driverâ attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didnât make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.