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Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.
The thin strip of grass that the yard guy missed when he mowed.
At first I was mad that Ronnie left a growhawk in the front yard, but it was a great place to hide Easter eggs.
Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.
Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.
Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.
When he was little, Shepâs nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.