Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche

Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous

Baetacular

When your bae is just the best,she being Baetacular

Girl:babe I love u
Guy:OMG your Baetacular