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whumpable

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.

A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖

by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020


Balls

1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.

Most human males have two, but some - notably Donald Trump - do not have any.

"He ran into a burning building to save the baby?" "Man, that takes balls!"

"Donnie has absolutely no compassion for anyone needy. Hes a dick, but he has no balls!"

by Doro's Mama March 26, 2020


exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.

"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"

by Doro's Mama June 6, 2018


Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama November 16, 2015