Woolwich , Maine

A small town that is barely big enough to be considered a town. It is the home of both hicks and wannabe farmers. Most out of the loop, excluded place you could go. Known for its cell phone reception, or lack there of. In Woolwich Maine the only friends you can make are trees and small mammals.

Person One: "I just moved to Woolwich , Maine.."
Person Two: "Dude.. You're never going to hear anything from anyone. I'll text you with all the latest news."
Person One: "Can't; I don't have any service here.."