angustora

Nuevo cockney rhyming slang for a person's bumhole:

Angustora Bitters = shitter.

Cockney 1: How did it go with that bird you met in Lidl then me old china?

Cockney 2: Absolute belter mate, cheeky nandos, pint down spoons then back to mine to take her up the angustora.

Cockney 1: Safe mate, safe.

A Minute

1. An internationally recognised, standardised measurement of time equalling exactly 60 seconds

2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years

Director: Ok, so in a minute I will need you to set yourself on fire and jump through that window

Stuntman: Got you

*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*

*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*

Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead

Deep-Pansexual

A declared sexual orientation which indicates that you are attracted to people who express male, female and non-binary identities, providing that they buy you pizza.

Hey baby, how about I come over there and make sweet love to you?

That sounds great, but just to remind you, I am Deep-Pansexual - can you grab me a 12" Vegetarian Supreme on the way, or if you want to share it with me, make it 15" at least, thanks.

Belly Babe

If you are committed and your will is strong, when eating a wax covered cheese, you may reserve the wax coating you have removed and stockpile enough of it over time that you can roll it into a ball, dip it in cheese then sell it on Depop.

The inverse of a Baby Bel

For sale, genuine Belly Babe. Rinds gathered over the period of June 27th to August 15th 2022. Cheese is a generic Dutch mild. $1250 or VNO

Grandfriend

Your friend’s friend; shorthand for “friend of a friend”

“Hey do you have any friends who skateboard?”

“No, not really, but I know a few grandfriends that do”