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To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.
Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver
31π 15π
Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?
Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early
Kenny: Damn did you finish?
Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack
2π 1π
The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver
Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier
Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
16π 52π
When having sex with a drunk chick and she begins to vomit, you grab her vomit slather it on your dick and fuck her with the throw up coated member.
Parker: Miley's ass is gonna be raw for a week!
Rob: Why? What happened dude?
Parker: At Dilson's party last night she puked on me and I gave her a burning roy!
8π 7π
A 24 OZ beverage usually beer in the can.
Morpheus needed to get drunk in a hurry so he purchased 4 days from the liquor store
18π 34π
The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.
"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"
1π 4π
The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.
"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"
1π 5π