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to be an expert at eating ass crack
Mike's girl kathy is an expert tushilinguist but man does het breath stink!
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AWhan a guy can blow load after load and
Vicky's man David is a freak of nature, he's a real load master
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When a girl wears clothing that is so revealing you just cant take your eyes off the prize
Vicky's shirt was cut so low nobody could look away.
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when your girl gets upset about something and her head starts snapping back and forth
When Alisa called me last night wanting to hook up, Vicky got all snappy headed saying "oh no she didnt"!
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occurs when a chick tans with different bathing suits on creating a dirty looking tan line
I got w/ a girl last night who's ass was banged up lookin from tanning dirty.
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when a man witholds giving sex to his partner
I'm putting Vicky on dickstriction cause she has just been getting too much dick lately!
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A sexercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable dildo.
My girl just got one of those new GuyMasters...man that's not your momma's exerciser! It was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use...I think I'm gonna get one for myself!
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