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supper fine

When the pussy so good you don't need a real meal

I was about to go Taco Bell for the half off Chimichangas, but damn she was supper fine so I got down and ate it like a vulture.

by Double Dick Don Juan February 16, 2016


p-phubbing

p-phubbing, otherwise known as ignoring friends and family in favor of a smartphone, has a negative impact on relationship satisfaction, life satisfaction can even contribute to depression.

I tried to get her attention with some down Polaroids of me naked, bitch ended up just p-phubbing with her friends.

by Double Dick Don Juan March 25, 2016

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