french rudder

Female version of the dutch rudder
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina

Krista didn't want to be known as a lesbian, so instead of actually masturbating Wendy, she gave her a french rudder instead

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snowpocalypse

snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse

When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.

Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.

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