Munch

When a girl accidentally bites off a chunk of your cock during a bj.

Girl: “Wanna have sex.”
Guy: “Definitely not.”
Girl: “Why?”
Guy: “because last time you munched me.”
Girl: “It was an accident!”
Guy: “One that’s never going to happen again.”

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FART

Fast action response team.

Guy 1: “Last night we had to send in the Fast Action Response Team.”
Guy 2: “The FART?”
Guy 1: “We don’t call them that.”

Telebubbie

Dat teletubbie bubble butt.

“Hey man I have a strange urge to fuck some telebubbie.”
“Seriously? What’s wrong with you?”
“Everything”

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WBYCEIYDBO

We’ll bite your cock even if you don’t bite ours. It is also the slogan of a group of cannibalistic male prostitutes. Also someone you should stay away from.

Guy 1: “WBYCEIYDBO.”
Guy 2: “I heard that in some commercial, ‘We’ll buy your car even if you don’t buy ours’ right?”
Guy 1: “No, ‘We’ll bite your cock even if you don’t bite ours.”
Guy 2: “Umm, okay...”
Guy 2: “So you’re like some sort of cannibalistic male prostitute?”
Guy 1: “...”
Guy 1: “Yes.”
Guy 2: “Bye!”

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