Nasty Stephen

When your cat goes missing and you find it between the wall and the refrigerator. The cat has shit diarrhea on the electric outlet and you leave it for your wife to clean up.

There’s shit on the electric outlet it’s nasty Stephen.

Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

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